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Moron this as the story breaks...
Tulisa calls Dappy a 'little sh*t' after he makes the worst music video ever Now normally we'd expect around 99.9 percent of the population to agree with us about anything related to the long-faced...
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Will he go away now?
Dappy forced to Tweet apology over tribute to killer in his new video It turns out that his tribute to Learco Chindamo with "Free Leo Chindamo" has offended a great deal of people as Chindamo is the...
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They don't call him Dappy for his smarts, ya know!
Dappy in trouble after saying he'll somehow give fellow rapper Down syndrome Any kind of condemnation from the media just serves to make him even more sure that it's his badly rhyming raps about life...
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The smartest man in the room
Dappy thinks Milan is a country, wants to be on Strictly Come Dancing Until then however, we'll just have to make do with muttering 'fucking hell' under our breath as we continue to read the...
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They were rude to him, what was he supposed to do?
Is Dappy going to jail? Court hears damning account of him spitting at girls again Dappy, or Costadinos Contostavlos to give the drooping rectum his real name, is accused of trying to persuade two...
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You’ve let yourselves down, but most of all you’ve let us down
Witnesses in Dappy trial balls it up by boasting on Twitter and BBM. Gah! This latest development in the trial, where Dappy and his awful friends are accused of starting a brawl in a garage after...
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Not guilty of spitting at girls again though, just of spitting at a man. And...
Fantastic news: Dappy found guilty of affray and assault One of his terrible mates, Kieran Vassell was also found guilty while another, Alfred Miller, had already pleaded guilty (soft lad).The shower...
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Really sorry everyone, he isn’t going to jail
The 10 Worst Things Dappy From N-Dubz Has Ever Done Apparently the div broke down in tears when he discovered he wasn’t going to jail for spitting on a man, and had got off with a fine of £4,500 and...
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New hope for those of us who want the terrible scrote to go to jail
Watch: Dappy hospitalises man by hitting him with microphone The facts as they currently stand are that Dappy was performing a PA at the Play nightclub in Hereford when he stopped, walked towards the...
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The braintrust strikes again
Dappy caught drunk in hotel at 11am with suspect white powder on his nose [Via The Sun]ReviewsOpen Graph Type: article Rating: NONE Image: No Woot: WOOT Timestamp: Fri, 19/04/2013 - 11:57
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Someone buy it a pint and a special hat
Dappy has been kicked in the face by a horse! Best.News.Ever Here’s the official statement from Dappy’s spokesperson: “I can confirm that my client was involved in a horse riding accident at home...
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Has until January to pay his tax bill
Dappy is nearly bankrupt. Ain't that a kick in the head (by a horse) Dappy went to the London Bankruptcy Court on Tuesday (December 3rd) at the request of the taxman. But the case was adjourned...
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Releases terrible new song and makes terrible joke about the horse that...
Dappy boasts he's rich just days after he went to bankruptcy court All this news comes from the slackjawed cockspanner himself. He’s having a bit of a day on Twitter because he’s just premiered his...
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Somebody allowed this man to be famous
Celebrity Big Brother 2014: Luisa kicks off at Dappy for being a sexist arsehole Having now had the pleasure of watching the 'N-Dubz star' (his words, not ours) on Celebrity Big Brother every night...
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Sweet baby Jesus, we don't know where to look.
Celeb Big Brother: do you want to see pictures of Dappy sucking Luisa Zissman's nipples? This nipple-sucking adventure is the latest oral fixation in this series of Celebrity Big Brother. Only a few...
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A couple of arseholes. Literally.
Celebrity Big Brother: Why are Dappy and Luisa showering naked together? The professional musician and professional spoon seller were getting up to all sorts of mad japes in the middle of the...
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He's been having such a lovely time.
Celeb Big Brother: what has Dappy been up to since he left the House? If you guessed that he'd basically been drinking and shopping and contributing nothing of any note to society, you'd be right. In...
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Seasons Greetings
Dappy doesn't like cannabis, the only herbs he has thyme for are oregano and parsley The rapper/hat-wearer/horse-botherer revealed his seasoning preference in a brutally honest interview with British...
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They most certainly are not.
Are Luisa Zissman and Dappy from N-Dubz 'the new Posh and Becks'? They're in OK! magazine, of course, and they're flapping their terrible mouths about how they might be flapping each others' genitals....
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HE'S A CHANGED MA- oh.
Dappy arrested - again Dappy was doing a personal appearance at an Essex nightclub last night, and after he'd done, we dont know, some horrible rapping, he got involved in an alleged violent encounter...
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