They most certainly are not.

They're in OK! magazine, of course, and they're flapping their terrible mouths about how they might be flapping each others' genitals. First they hinted that they spent Valentine's Day together;

Luisa- "Okay, I had dinner. Dappy, what did you do?"

Dappy- "Well, we live very close to each other in St Albans so there's a very high possibility we were eating in the same place!"

Then Luisa said "we could be the new Posh and Becks!" before describing her perfect date:

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